English Pronunciation

Received this by sms... So funny...

初中时候把English读成应给利息的同学当了行长;
读成阴沟里洗的当了小菜贩子;
读成因果联系的当了哲学家;
读成硬改历史的成了政治家;
读成英国里去的成了海外华侨;
而我不小心读成应该累死,结果成了公司职员...