Categorization Of Farters
I saw this post from Joycelyn's friend, Angeline's blog.. Cant help myself and went to steal it..(NO..NO.. Dont put me in prison...). I think that it's quite related to my earlier post. Enjoy reading.. :p
Categorization Of Farters
The Vain Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person:One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person:One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person:One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person:One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person:One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
The Nervous Person:One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Dishonest Person:One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person:One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person:One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Antisocial Person:One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person:One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person:One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mate's head.
The Intellectual Person:One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person:One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person:One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person:One who farts and then bursts into tears.
For more info on farting, here a link.
"A Belch is but a gust of wind
That cometh from the Heart
But should it take a downward trend
Turneth into a Fart"
Categorization Of Farters
The Vain Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person:One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
The Shy Person:One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
The Impudent Person:One who farts loudly and then laughs.
The Scientific Person:One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
The Unfortunate Person:One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
The Nervous Person:One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Dishonest Person:One who farts and then blames the dog.
The Foolish Person:One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person:One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Antisocial Person:One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person:One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
The Sadistic Person:One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mate's head.
The Intellectual Person:One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.
The Athletic Person:One who farts at the slightest exertion.
The Miserable Person:One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
The Sensitive Person:One who farts and then bursts into tears.
For more info on farting, here a link.
"A Belch is but a gust of wind
That cometh from the Heart
But should it take a downward trend
Turneth into a Fart"
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