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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Categorization Of Farters

I saw this post from Joycelyn's friend, Angeline's blog.. Cant help myself and went to steal it..(NO..NO.. Dont put me in prison...). I think that it's quite related to my earlier post. Enjoy reading.. :p

Categorization Of Farters

The Vain Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person:One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

The Shy Person:One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

The Impudent Person:One who farts loudly and then laughs.

The Scientific Person:One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

The Unfortunate Person:One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

The Nervous Person:One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Dishonest Person:One who farts and then blames the dog.

The Foolish Person:One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person:One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Antisocial Person:One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person:One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

The Sadistic Person:One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mate's head.

The Intellectual Person:One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.

The Athletic Person:One who farts at the slightest exertion.

The Miserable Person:One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.

The Sensitive Person:One who farts and then bursts into tears.

For more info on farting, here a link.

"A Belch is but a gust of wind
That cometh from the Heart
But should it take a downward trend
Turneth into a Fart"


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