New Meme for ALL...

Haha.. i just found this meme on FF's blog and she stolen it from April, who stolen it from JustAgirl, who shamelessly stolen from Mikey, who borrowed from Sarcasmo, who grabbed it from Mac, who stole the meme from Mikey (another one), who stolen it from Laura, who either came up with it on her own or steal it from somewhere (not mentioned)..

Ya ya.. i am really bo liao to go and trace the sources.... but that's not the main point... The main point is we got a new meme.. Wahaha.. So everyone, pls help me to fill it up.. many thanks..

I ____1____ Jaschocolate.
Jaschocolate is ____2____.
Jaschocolate thinks a lot about ____3____.
When I think of ____4____, I think of Jaschocolate.
If I were alone in a room with Jaschocolate, I would ____5____.
I think Jaschocolate should ____6____.
Jaschocolate needs ____7____.
I want to ___8_____ Jaschocolate.
If I could describe Jaschocolate in a word: ___9_____.

Answers in this format:
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Get lost, sexybloggers meme and sgblogconspiracy.. New meme taking over right now...


Nobody wants to play with me.. so sad.. Never mind, i will do it myself..

I am Jaschocolate.
Jaschocolate is cute. (Come, anyone said.."what's a cutie pie". Good boy, good gal)
Jaschocolate thinks a lot about SEX!!! (got impact?)
When I think of chocolates (what else?), I think of Jaschocolate.
If I were alone in a room with Jaschocolate, I would be normal. ( yeah loh, me with myself in a roon is considered normal loh)
I think Jaschocolate should post a naked pic to gain media's attention.
Jaschocolate needs love??
I want to kill Jaschocolate. (can consider suicide liao)
If I could describe Jaschocolate in a word: crazy!!!