Childhood rhyme

I was chatting with 乱过马路老爸 yesterday and we used this childhood rhyme…

小姐小姐别生气
今晚陪你去看戏
我坐椅子你坐地
我吃香蕉你吃皮

haha.. so funny.. it brought back fun memories just saying it,,, I forced my Daddy to type the third line so I can type the fourth line.. wahaha.. evil being I am.. :p

Btw, who invented this rhyme anyway? Don’t tell me the guys in the past used it to woo gals? I will have beat the person up if anyone used it on me.. wahaha

Random Thoughts:
以前大家只用马车， 所以我们说是马路。
可是现在我们是坐汽车，为什么不改成汽路？