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Saturday, May 20, 2006

All that shit...

I had never been someone who can say, "I'm going to the toilet to shit now" to anyone.. Due to the need to act demure in front of everyone. The only people i can said to are my family cos all four of us are damn crude.. But i feel that i must be more open now so next time i'm going to the toilet, i will try to say "I am going to go and shit" even though i may not be actually doing it :p

I am actually quite anal about where i am shitting.. Most of the times, i can only do it at home.. When travelling, it will be at the hotel room where i am staying.. I realised that some stars are also like this, eg. Andy Lau loh.. Dont know why but maybe i feel that the place must be a clean place and you can never know how clean the public toilet bowl is.. That's why i am a little reluctant to travel to ulu places, like that rural places in China (No money anyway..)

Speaking of shit, i emptied my bowels 3 times today.. The hole was so dry and painful that i feel like someone had fucked me from the back... Disgusting..

p.S. Have i completely destroyed the demure image i had in your brain? :)

10 Comments:

  • haha, no no you did not.

    I oso said I wan to shit very directly de especially to my hubby - wo yao da bian. But then again, he will say, you got not manner! Can you just say you going to ladies? :P

    By Blogger Sunflower, at 11:44 PM  

  • >> reluctant to travel to ulu places
    so lucky SG girls don't need to do National service hehehehe ...

    >> rural places in China
    you have to shit onto the other shit leh hahaha ... ok, i think now much better lah

    >> Due to the need to act demure in
    >> front of everyone
    it's not "due to the need to act demure" but due to need to respect others in respective social circles. remember, you IS not the world ok! :)

    By Anonymous slurp!, at 12:21 AM  

  • *reads your post in shock with jaws wide open... *

    By Anonymous Chris, at 1:26 AM  

  • sunflower: Hahaha.. yeah, that's what i usually say "going to the ladies/toilet"

    slurp!: Hahha.. guys always dirty one so never mind for them.. It's not about the respect because there are hardly any left in this corrupted world..

    chris: Yes yes.. pls remind like this with your mouth open for a million years.. i want to see whether any insect will fly into your mouth or not..

    By Blogger Jaschocolate, at 8:51 AM  

  • Yes... can you hear the flower image pot shattering?

    By Blogger vandice, at 11:41 AM  

  • Haha, I suspect a lot of guys will also be anal about where they shit, if not for NS.

    For me, I am sibeh buay paiseh.

    By Blogger Sibeh Sian, at 7:43 PM  

  • "...that i feel like someone had fucked me from the back...

    How would you know??? *total jaw dropped*

    By Anonymous Jay "OMFG!" Walk, at 9:13 PM  

  • uncle vandice:Yes.. very loud..

    sibeh sian: Haha.. u thickskin one mah..

    j dad: Dirty old man.. that's all you can focus on, right? Anyway, i guess one lah.. pls remember i am still an innocent gal gal.. :p

    By Blogger Jaschocolate, at 6:29 AM  

  • Innocent? Well, can't say that for your back anymore can we? :P

    By Anonymous Jay "Ouch!" Walk, at 11:58 AM  

  • j dad: errrr.. my back is still as innocent as a baby..

    By Blogger Jaschocolate, at 4:13 PM  

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